|The marvellous Miss Kathy Burke.|
Having seen, but not having read, a one-star review of 'Pan', Your Cultural Correspondent (Film and Theatre) wondered if they'd be leaving the cinema panning it. (Boom, boom.) Well, they didn't. Nor did they particularly praise it. A film then that's neither pantastic nor pants. The latter not least because of the marvellous cameo of Miss Kathy Burke and the way the lead actor alternated between a working-class accent and a non-working-class accent. Which, of course, did leave Your Cultural Correspondent (Film and Theatre) contemplating one of the eternal questions. If it's obvious you've had elocution lessons, what's the point of them?